It’s the end of the world as we know it (Original: R.E.M.) It did not start with an earthquake, Birds, snakes, or aero planes, No, it was a pangolin. Five a.m., the husband’s up, Ready for another hunt, He goes out, but no luck, Toilet paper’s out of stock, Other than that, we’re just fine Oh my god, we’ll all die. Schools are closed, the second week We all try not to breathe And if you’re sneezing in the street Everybody literally jumps ten feet Other than that, we’re just fine It’s alright But Doctor Merkel, No surprise, Is feeling...
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