BRONSONVILLE, IL—Aspiring entrepreneur Christopher Jenkins recently graduated from Harvard at the top of his class. He is fit, friendly, inviting, and has a good grasp of the English language. He has good hygiene and a knack for problem-solving. He is 99% perfect.Women love him, kids think he is funny. Grandmas wish he would marry their daughte …
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